In case you missed the spoiler alert in the title, you might not wanna continue through this post if you plan on watching or are in the middle of watching Stranger Things. Some spoilers may be included in the points I’m going to make. Stranger Things has taken over TV screens, laptops and iPhones all over the globe since its release on Netflix. Sci-Fi combined with Drama combined with Horror combined with a kick-ass Winona Ryder made for a show which gripped the lives of millions. Mine included. Having just finished the first (and currently only) season and not quite knowing what to do with myself or where I go from here until season 2 is released, I decided to share with you the thoughts I had during my time watching Stranger Things.
- Ok, a new show. I need one of those. People seem to like this one.
- Dayum people really do like this one! Hope it lives up to the hype… (Is there anything worse than something that doesn’t?)
- Wow this is really 80’s I love it.
- These kids are kinda annoying. Hey… Why has that one got no teeth?
- WINONA RYDER *sobs*
- I wonder what it feels like to wake up every day and know you’re Winona Ryder?
- Anyway, back to the show…
- Can they trust Eleven? Hmm I’m not sure.
- Eleven has to be the Chiefs daughter. She has to be. Or is that too obvious? Or is that what they’re trying to do? A double bluff… I’m reading too much into this.
- What the heck is going on
- Steve is a dick
- Damn it Nancy you can do SO MUCH BETTER GIRL
- Okay I like these kids now. Hey you… With the no teeth… You funny as hell.
- Holy shit there’s only 8 episodes fuck I’d better slow down
- The Bowie cover at the end of episode 3. Excuse me whilst I bawl.
- Would it be acceptable to decorate my entire house with Christmas lights like that? Cos it looks hella cute.
- GO ON JONATHAN BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM FUCKING KILL HIM YEAH
- Eleven is so badass
- Holy shit I shouldn’t have watched this episode in the bath.
- Last episode okay, relax. It’s fine, if you watch it in 5 minute intervals then the next season might be out by the time you’ve finished
- Damn it who am I kidding, LET’S FIND WILL AND KILL THIS WANKER
- Woah, woah, WOAH WOAHHH
- Look, Steve, I don’t care if you bought Jonathan a new camera you’re still a dick.
- No… No it can’t end there. WHY ARE YOU PUTTING WAFFLES IN A BOX IN THE WOODS OMG AND WHY ARE YOU STILL COUGHING UP SLUGS AND SHIT YOU CAN NOT END IT THERE DUFFER BROTHERS DAMN YOU
- Right well that’s that over. That was a good 3 days.